Car for sale for a person who can pick her up *MECHANICS SPECIAL*

I have a 2003 Chevrolet Malibu for sale! At the beggining of April she got a tune up, all fluids were changed, including oil. She has a brand new starter and a brand new battery, ignition coils, spark plugs, new filters, and all connection cords are new and have reciepts if wanted. she's a 4 door sedan, automatic, automatic windows and locks, interior is in good condition, all lights work, blinkers all intact. Now for the issues! She has a dent in the front bumper, but light is still intact, she has a small crack in the windshield, there also is a small window on drivers side in back that is broke, but sealed up, middle console is missing the fabric and a donut in trunk, if yiu want it also a jack. She TURNS OVER and CRANKS but DONT START! theres a cord broke, conected from the engine and something else, it's probably something very fixable, but I don't know anything about cars, and I can't afford to tow her to a shop and get it looked at, never mind the bill after, So PLEASE ONLY PEOPLE SERIOUS about the car respond! Again SHE DONT START AND YOU HAVE TO COME GET IT **IF YOUR INTERESTED I CAN SEND YOU PICTURES OF EVERYTHING** $1000.00 OBO