GREAT Condition Retro 1972 Crestliner

$2200. 1972 Crestliner Muskie 15 Boat & Trailer
I know, I know... you've already looked at the pictures and were like... DAAAAAAANNNNNGGGG! It's ok.... I get that a lot. And soon, with the right amount of cash, you will too!
Girl... what you are now drooling over is a near perfectly preserved garage stored 1972 Crestliner Muskie 15. Just let that soak in for a moment. Let it marinade... Yes, it's true. I have one. And it's almost cherry. And Lucky for you, it's for sale, right here on THIS planet!
What does this mean to you? It means that for 2,200 dollars (or 8,800 quarters ) you could be the next Captain of the "Love Boat.' With a Two Stroke 1990 Evinrude engine propelling you across the water like a sailfish made out of pure pheromones, the guys will flock to you like birds of a feather. This boat has so much retro style, All of Charlie’s Angels would wear it. It has so many amenities and technical doo-dads, fighter pilots are all like "W..T..F.??" You take a vessel like this out on Shell Lake this Summer, and Shell Lake City Hall is likely to pass legislation making speedos illegal within 100 feet of you. I'm not kidding ladies, this boat is like the exact opposite of a restraining order.
In fact, this boat is such a man magnet, I won't even sell it to a married woman. It's THAT powerful, and I don't want that kind of karma bothering me at night.
The details... This boat was made by some great people in Little Falls, MN who know how to painstakingly handcraft this kind of stuff. It's a 1972 which I purchased 3rd hand from my father to my sister and then to myself as part of a NASA experiment to study just how far away pure awesome could still be measured...And you thought the Mars rover was so we could check out Mars..? Pfffft.
What comes with it? A Garmin Fishfinder 140. Freaking Amazing! For you other Baby Boomers like me, Garmin is a gadget that you think is really complicated but it’s not. It finds those slippery little suckers every time! It also comes with a Minn Kota Endura 45lb Thrust trolling motor, and a MK-105p portable battery charger, so you can be sure to get around on those really big weekends even if the guys you are with don’t know a darn thing about engineered greatness.
Last weekend I was rafted up next to a 65' Viking and the overzealous owner was drooling over this “love boat”. Said it was quite cozy. Depending on the type of guys you like, you could fit up to 5 supermen plus you girl.
Fishing? Pff.. More like trolling and catching. Walleye, bass, northerns, trout, perch, bluegills, crappies, and sunfish flock to this boat like the Salmon of the Capistrano. I have an entire warehouse full of fresh frozen fish, enough for a lifetime. . . So I'm willing to let someone else reap the benefits of this fish slayer of a “love boat.” The only problems with this floating man magnet is that she needs a day at the boat spa for a wax job and...whenever I put a hook in the water, I usually end up reeling in a merman. Unfortunately, you can't keep mermen cuz they are on the catch and release program. Department of Natural Resources here are very strict with mermen and life jackets too. 4 life jackets come with the boat to keep the DNR happy with you.
What happens when a 20 lb northern jumps in the boat and starts flopping around like Trumps hair in the wind? Ya just pick it up and toss it in da live well. WOW...that live well comes in handy! Cuz ya just never know girl.
Oh and Crap! If you’re the only person in the boat and need to avoid a head on collision there is a beast of an anchor (your knight in shining armor) that you can drop in the water bringing everything to a screeching halt.
It also comes with a 1975 Balco trailer so buff it can haul 1530 gross lbs, so that when you aren't showing off on the water, you can be showing off in your driveway, making every other woman in your neighborhood instantly turn Beta. Press on the brakes and the trailer lights light up like a Britney Speers or Pink Floyd concert.
I almost forgot to tell you about that giant, torquey hunk of technology hanging off the back. It's a 1990 Two Stroke Evinrude 40HP TE40ELESR. This motor has never left me hanging and I can honestly say it has never even given me an issue. All paperwork for the motor will be included with sale. This motor is extremely quiet and powerful. A girl’s dream!
Why am I selling it? Honestly, because it's already given my family many good years, from its original owner (my father) to my sister to me. My daughter wanted it Badly but her boyfriend says it’s too much of a love machine for her. So, her loss is your gain. Just be responsible, you future heart-breaker you!
To schedule a time to look at this beauty please call my daughter Lisa (the one who’s boyfriend says it is too much for her.) 970-531-2458